I can’t work out if??I have been transported to a parallel world full of fuckwits or i am becomaing a grumpy old man

This last 4 days seem to have been particularly annoying

1. EON, take NINE months to work out I owe them ??40 and then demand payment within SEVEN days, or they get the big guns out
2. Child given police warning for playing in a tree yet the Corpotate Beggers are out in force in the town center again, surely they deserve and ASBO by now.
3. Car Main dealers who wait till you drop off your car to tell you it could take a few days to fix
4. Nasty courtesy cars that are so noisy, you have to turn up the radio, which then is painfully distorted
5. Being hassled to complete stuff which is not due yet
6. Being hassled for usage stats report, which actually got emailed out a week ago
7. People panicing over swine flu which has killed fewer people since it kicked off (over 6 months ago) than smoking, drinking, knifes or guns have killed in the past 24 hours. (eagerly awaiting the deliever of my tami-beer)

sure there is more, !